May 2012
53 posts
5am & Spandex: Approved Boathouse Dress Code →
spandexenthusiast:
1. Thou shalt not go shirtless unless ye qualifies accordingly to the golden rules:
Sub 6:30 2K
Particularly tall, or muscular
a certain degree of pigment in the skin
2. Thy legs shall be properly dressed in spandex, basketball shorts have no place here.
3. Ladies shalt not wear the gear…
